I'm such a sheep...

[solitary_summer]

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Eh. It varies. Do DVDs count as tv?)	✓ I own lots of books.  (I hesitate to say 'lots', but it probably does qualify...)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.  (I'm so very boring...)
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Given my lack of relationship history...)	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (I wish it were. But there's something to be said for polite lies, too.)
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Who doesn't?)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Again, a lot is probably an exaggertion, but I have changed, I think.)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Do I just live a very sheltered life? None of my knives ever leaves the kitchen.)

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.  (Unless it rains for weeks on end...)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.  (Occasionally.)	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (No, no, and no. I'm morally opposed to plastic surgery, unless it's reconstructive surgery.)	✓ I need/want money right now.  (Weeell. Need, no; want, sorta.)
× I love sushi.  (I tolerate it, but I fail to see the appeal of cold rice and raw fish.)	✓ I talk really, really fast.  (Not always, but when I'm nervous, yes.)	× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (Probably not.)
× I have long hair.  (Had.)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Never even been there.)	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (Sister.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (I even manage to survive without a mobile phone, *gasp*. Then again, i don't have much of a social life.)
✓ I like the way that I look.  (Mostly I do.)	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.  (Occasionally.)	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (Common sense.)	× I slept with a roommate.  (Never even had one.)
× I have a hidden talent.  (Um. One hidden even from myself, perhaps?)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Not in a sexul way.)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (NOT!)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.  (Obsessed is such an ugly word...)	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (I've outgrown that phase, which is proabably just as well, considering my age.)
× I have a mobile phone.  (I'm probably the only person doing this meme not to check this box?)	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (I've been drunk, although not in the last six months, as far as I recall, but never so much as to pass out.)	✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.  (Hm...)	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Sadly, that is true.)	× I want to have children in the future.  (Not particularly.)
× I have changed a diaper before.  (Ask me again in five or six months.)	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.  (I occasionally sneeze a little in spring, but that's about it.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.  (Who hasn't.)	× I am shy around the opposite sex.  (I'm shy around everyone.)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.  (I'm online a lot, but even I turn the computer off occasionally.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Alcohol, yes; drugs, no.)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.  (Vaguely like it.)
× I would die for my best friends.  (You can't answer such a question in the abstract.)	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (*sigh*)	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (What sexuality?)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.  (But not unhappy, either.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.  (Emphatic no; way too asexual.)	× Democrat.  (If I were American I might be.)	× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.  (Always did.)	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).  (I don't hate it, that has to be enough.)	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (Mostly, yes.)	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.  (Randomness much? They're nice.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.  (I never even wear any.)	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (I wish I had one.)	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.  (I have a sneaking suspicion though that I'd hate office atmosphere.)	× I went to college out of state.  (I didn't even go to university out of town.)	× I am adopted.  (Not that I know.)
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (Hurt, yes, intentionally, presumably no.)
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.   (Never made a study of it.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (If we ever have them over here I'll probably hate them.)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	✓ I can't whistle.  (I can produce whistle-y noises, but it's rather hit or miss.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.  (But they are not many.)	✓ I talk in my sleep.  (Or so I've been told.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (If I were a man I might have, as a woman, not so much.)	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (Not consciously.)	× I wear a toe ring.  (My toes are too short & ugly to draw attention to them.)
× I have a tattoo.  (Never could decide on a motive.)	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.  (Used to be, had to quit at least for the time being.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (This question is so very wrong in just about every way. And I have no respect whatsoever for people who answer 'yes' to this.)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.  (Wannabe. Want to be.)	× I am ambidextrous.  (No, although my computer mouse is on the left side.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.  (Not too bad.)
✓ I hate my toes.  (God, yes, I do. The one body part(s) I really hate.)	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (I'm such a sheep.)	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (I haven't even lived in three different cities.)	× I am extremely flexible.  (In neither way.)	× I love hugs more than kisses.  (Hm...)
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.  (Never have.)	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (Probably.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (I don't exactly go around asking people...)	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Occasionally.)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (American memes are weird.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (My inner lesbian approves.)	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (Is unpleased even a word?)	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (Should have sought, though.)	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (I don't even own scales.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.  (I should hope not.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.  (I have some dramatic tendencies, but not really.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (Have wished.)	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (Oh, *sigh*, yes.)
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (If I'm tired enough.)
× I would rather read than watch TV.  (Weeeellll...)	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (Back at school, maybe. Can't recall.)
✓ I have no piercings.  (Unless pierced ears count, and hey, didn't we already have that question?.)	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Train station, but that was waiting for a train.)</sm